Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Vedic Math Tricks

Most of us have a nightmare of Math.. So did i
But after i came acrpss tricks like this i have started to love calculation
Many of us are i m sure so handicapped with calculators in our lifes..
I thought i should make Math friend and tried learning various tricks about
Will like to share it with all

Magic 1 : Multiplication of any number with 11

Let us take any number say,
24*11 =?

add 2+4 =6
write 2 4 as it is with a gap in between
and write the added sum i.e 6 in between 2 4 , that makes it 264

Answer is 264

Lets multiply 69 *11

Add 6+9 =15
write the once digit in the middle and let the 10s place be a carry for the 100th place in the answer

1
6 5 9

That makes it 759

69*11=759

Isnt it so simple?

Magic 2: Square of numbers ending with 5

Multiplication of 5 has always been every1 s favorite.
Now even the 2 digit or more ending with 5 numbers can be on ur finger tips

Lets multiply
45 *45 = ?

Take the 10s digit of both the numbers and increment the 1st number by 1

That is (4+1)*4 = 20 Write it on the Left hand side
20 _ _
On the Right hand side Square
(5*5) = 25

2025 is the Answer


Lets take another eg

75 *75 =?

(7+1)*7 =56
5*5=25

75*75=5625 Answer

Will come back with loads more trick







if you love some one

HE ORIGINAL QUOTE:

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

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THE NEW VERSIONS.... :

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.


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Suspicious:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


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Playful:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *


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Bill Gates :


If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


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Finance expert :


If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Ambigram -

Look out for my real time interest cum hobby !!!
Ambigrams
Have you heard of it??
If u have read or seen Angels and Demon there was this mystery of
ILLUMINATI which when read straight or upside down reads the same thing.
So here i m obsessed with the new hobby of mine. Made using adobe product "Fireworks".

Keep watching out for your name :)

Let me know how you found it !!!!


Sudhanshu
Jyoti

Ankita

Natasha
Nikita

Smriti



PawanVinay


Ankur

Richa

MIHIR

Taru

Anshu
Somnath

Sonam

Rohit



Prachi


Holiday
Awesome

Monday, August 10, 2009

Swine flu and Indians


It can happen only in India. Had it been any foreign country, All Indians
would have restricted. The entry of Indians would have been next to
impossible unless they were harressed (quite a lot)with millions of tests
both in our homeland(India) and as soon as you land the other country.
We, the Indians would have been renamed to Sw-inedian Flu people coming
to their countries and spreading a disease to an extent of life.

Fortunately or unfortunately ,We are likely very kind-hearted people
who believes in concept of Agal + Bagal=Total. More than 1000 carriers
of Swine flu with cough and cold symptoms landed up at a Pune hospital
to get themselves tested. Standing in that line sounds like the most
dangerous line ever created. Even if you dont have swine flu, by the
time your chance comes you 'll have it. Anyways."only indians would have
invented such unique way of speading the virus.

It is said it was originated from Pigs.
ever wondered why human beings are being effected?
Because the Swine Flew.
Its funny when you see dozens of people get effected with flu and every
one wear face masks, but millions of people gets AIDs and no one still
taking precautions.

We all must have heard this kindergarden poems. A revised version for
todays condition

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
i have swine flu
Now, so do you "
(Suits for this upcoming number of cases found
only in Pune.)

Do not panic
Prevention is better than cure.
Kill swine flu from this world before it kills you.
Be safe, be healthy ...

Monday, July 27, 2009

ठूस case -TH00S case


Have you ever travelled with any girl/Woman/Aunty/Mom/Sister ?
Girls and there huge big bags overloaded makes every one wonder
what is actually in it? Nevermind , its almost a mini home that they carry in the suitcases ;P
Folks have you ever wondered what are those overloaded bags renamed as in our 21st century?

" ठूसcases :) "

Enjoy your trips !! Dont forget to take your Thusscases :)