Swine flu and Indians

It can happen only in India. Had it been any foreign country, All Indians
would have restricted. The entry of Indians would have been next to
impossible unless they were harressed (quite a lot)with millions of tests
both in our homeland(India) and as soon as you land the other country.
We, the Indians would have been renamed to Sw-inedian Flu people coming
to their countries and spreading a disease to an extent of life.

Fortunately or unfortunately ,We are likely very kind-hearted people
who believes in concept of Agal + Bagal=Total. More than 1000 carriers
of Swine flu with cough and cold symptoms landed up at a Pune hospital
to get themselves tested. Standing in that line sounds like the most
dangerous line ever created. Even if you dont have swine flu, by the
time your chance comes you 'll have it. Anyways."only indians would have
invented such unique way of speading the virus.

It is said it was originated from Pigs.
ever wondered why human beings are being effected?
Because the Swine Flew.
Its funny when you see dozens of people get effected with flu and every
one wear face masks, but millions of people gets AIDs and no one still
taking precautions.

We all must have heard this kindergarden poems. A revised version for
todays condition

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
i have swine flu
Now, so do you "
(Suits for this upcoming number of cases found
only in Pune.)

Do not panic
Prevention is better than cure.
Kill swine flu from this world before it kills you.
Be safe, be healthy ...